| Brendan: | I'll prove you wrong |
| Me: | Cause you always have to be right.. you're such a girl. Always gotta be right. | Such. A. Girl. |
| Brendan: | What's wrong with that |
| Me: | Too high maintenance. | You're the one that wears the panties in this relationship. |
| Brendan: | speedos* |
why do so many underage girls feel like “”flirting”” with and giggling over my boyfriend I mean omg gurl he is your swim instructor or a cabin leader asidizdj THEY’RE ALL LIKE 10 OR 11 YEARS OLD WHAT DO YOU SEE IN HIM
clearly he’s not attractive as you can see here
:|
I am not amused
I uploaded a super aesthetically pleasing photo of Brendan which I may have slightly made changes to
HAPPY 6 MONTHS WITH THIS UGLY DUCKLING
c:
this is what happens when I start to explore photoshop
it’s a crap job because i’m not getting paid to do this ya know
brendan the queen: a princess does not place her weapons on the table
merida (that’s me btw): eet’z jess ah booOoaow!!
the other night on the phone i told brendan that when girls get their periods, they usually last HALF A DAY
i thought that sounded so ridiculous so i was sure he wouldn’t believe me
but i’m talking to him right now and he seriously believed me when i told him that periods last half a day
oh you clueless boy
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
| Me: | It's so hot... I'm sweatinggg. |
| Brendan: | No you're not! |
| Brendan: | -wipes hand on my armpit- |
| Brendan: | Oh wait, you are.. |
| Brendan: | -sniffs his hand- |
| Brendan: | It smells nice. |
| Me: | Did you just smell my sweat |
so michelle took this picture and uploaded it to facebook last night dude they told me they got home from their cousins’ house at 3:30 IN THE MORNING sduifijfiosdifo
and i’m guessing by looking at this picture, brendan ko’ed really hard
i think they stuck a cut-out of a basketball player under his arm
he is so so cute when he is sleeping c:
so… cute… ♥
